jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

amysass:

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Totally spies though

You can make me jealous — and you can hurt most awfully — ’cause my loving you is a chink in the armour of telling the world to go to hell and you can thrust a sword into it at any time. Lord — I thot I was loving you — If I wasnt I never could and never would love any one. Guess I was thinking too much about how I didn’t want you to go — Don’t you believe I love you? … I didn’t want to kiss you goodbye — that was the trouble — I wanted to kiss you good night — and there’s a lot of difference.

erklgh:

Flower body

iamretrokid:

lmafo did he just enchant him?

kingcheddarxvii:

I queued this in December I’ve been waiting six months

Track: Yaoi
Artist:
Album:
Plays: 1,357,025

micthemicrophone:

Neither Teen nor Adult. Never lose your way.

Voice was done by me.

Thanks to Lav for the mixing aid and adding the end SFX.

Song was Before My Body Is Dry from the KLK OST.

Original post found here.

emmablackery:

fizart:

FUCKING YES, EMMA!
This is a really important video, especially at this time because a lot of people are doing their exams, and may not feel comfortable with the path they’re going down. You live your life, not the life that your parents want you to live. It doesn’t matter what they want, even if they are just looking out for you, that’s great of them and everything, but no matter how nice they are, your life is still yours and only yours. Only you can choose what to do with it, not your parents, careers adviser, society, nobody at all.

thank you thank you thank you!! <33