If you’re not watching Sirens on Thursday nights at 10pm on USA, then you’re missing out. Not only is it one of the funniest shows out there right now — being that it’s co-created and executive produced by Denis Leary — but it’s also highly inclusive.

It centers on a team of Chicago EMTs, and focuses on the odd partnership of three men, Brian, who is the new guy, Johnny, a guy with a slow developing emotional range, and Hank, an African-American homosexual who defies all stereotypes the rest of popular media inflicts upon gay men. Their team is fleshed out in Cash, Voodoo, and Stats. And last night’s episode showed that Voodoo is asexual.

It took Brian from confusion and denail, to attempts to understand, and eventually wrapped it all around in a bow of acceptance. Brian went from the ideology that asexuals “just haven’t had proper sex,” to wanting to understand what asexual means — and failing — and finally all the way to realizing that sex isn’t what defines relationships, and that just being around Voodoo is enough for him.

Do yourselves a favor, and catch up on the episodes, and start tuning in Thursdays at 10.

this looks promising!!





Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit


so let me get this straight. anti-choicers took $500,000 dollars worth of pennies and sealed them in a glass case as a “memorial” to “victims” of abortion. i’m going to say that again. these people have locked away $500,000 dollars as a “tribute” to dead blobs of cells instead of donating that money to actual living breathing children who don’t have basic necessities or homes.

anti-choicers are incredible


who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

Alright, so I’ve been tagged to do the thing. Thanks sherlocksbelstaff!

Rule 1: Always post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you and write your own questions.

Rule 3: Tag 11 people.

Questions I Received:

1. What’s something that scares you?

Family or people sometimes, how judgmental they are.

People I love getting hurt. 

2. What did you do for your last birthday?

I had a birthday party and we watched a movie. It was alright, I think I remember my brother saying it was the crappiest birthday party ever, I’m pretty sure that’s just because he didn’t get to play any sports though.

3. What’s your version of the perfect date?

Oh god, I have no idea. Ummm basically any date with a certain person. I really like the idea of just having a fun filled summer day of whatever, maybe at the beach, snuggling on a hammock or something together. Playing in the sprinklers, just playing however, having lots of running around and doing things, lots of laughing. And then at the end of the day, bring a bunch of blankets in a vehicle and driving out to somewhere really clear and pretty, putting blankets up on the roof and sitting up there with eachother, cuddling and looking at the stars, playing music. Sounds pretty cliche and shit but I want it. 

4. What’s the best prank you ever pulled on someone, or that someone’s pulled on you?

Ummm I pull pretty lame pranks. I’ve always aspired to be a prankster but I’m too afraid of pissing people off. On April fools once I tried putting vaseline on my sister’s doorknob but I couldn’t find the vaseline so I just put a bunch of different lotions and shit on it and it just dried and got really crusty and it didn’t work at all and my sister got mad at me and made me clean it off. No one has really pulled any reaally amazing pranks on me.

5. The biggest/most elaborate lie you’ve ever told.

Ummm I really don’t know, I tend to stick to little white lies if anything. I don’t want a big lie to bite me in the ass. I’m a chicken you could say. You could say I’m honest I dunno. 

6. If a movie was made about your life, who would you want to play you?

Oh god , I don’t know. Probably me? I’d want it to be accurate. It’d just be weird having someone act as me. The actors are all prettier and different then me, it wouldn’t be right. 

7. What are you currently excited about?

Hmmm moving out after grad. Cutting my hair after grad. Just getting out of this town and starting a new life. Possibly going to university. 

8. The last thing you did that you were proud of.

Hmmm, ummm hmmmm. Lemme think, I guess I’m sorta proud of my marks in school right now, like they’re not amazing but they’re better than they’ve been in previous years and I’m in a more difficult grade. I’m proud that I’ve been able to keep that up so far this year.

9. How many languages do you speak and what are they? 

Bleerrrgh, just ooone. I wish I was bilingual its so coool and its good for your brain and sometimes its really hot. Nah, I just speak English. I used to be able to count to five in like five or six different languages woo hoo I suck.

10. Your morning ritual. 

Hmmm, well my mum wakes me up and turns my light on and I lay there for a bit, never really wanna get outta bed right away. I’ll send texts to my Texan while I’m laying in bed, maybe screw around on tumblr a bit. Then I’ll find some clothes, throw em on and deal with my hair. Go upstairs and already have breakfast made for me by my mum like the spoiled little brat I am. Its usually eggs or oatmeal with blueberries and some pears. Then I brush my teeth and by then the bus is usually driving in the yard because I dawdled too long in bed so I have to like run and put my coat on and my shoes yay! That was lame, now you know what my morning consists of. 

The chosen (you don’t have to do it if you don’t want, if you wanna do it and I haven’t tagged you, go right ahead anyways!):

(demontardis, beeker451, courtnehhh, hereyoucanseebutts, justanotherwizardfromtheshire, deanowinchesty, travelling-kochaniem0dern-b4seballattendtorealitydeanwankchesterfeelsfairy)

Questions for you to answer!

1. Do you feel like your life is going to get better or worse as you grow older?

2. Which animal do you think is the most beautiful, majestic, powerful, or fascinating? 

3. Sweet or salty? Details.

4. Okay I can’t help myself- Would you rather have accordion legs or a 5 centimeter long belly button that danced to popular music?

5. Do you like plants? Have a green thumb or don’t care?

6. When did you have the most fun at a restaurant?

7. What is the most addictive thing you’ve ever been exposed to?

8. If you had a motto, what would it be?

9. Try to make a short, positive poem about something you dislike

10. What makes you jealous?

11. Guilty pleasure?

Yay! Go answer the questions if you like! Tag me, I’d like to see the answers c:

I must have flowers, always, and always.
—Claude Monet (via queens-and-bees)


People won’t think you are wierd for being your real, true self. They will just pretend to think you are wierd because their true self is wierd as fuck also, but wierd isn’t “cool”. We are all wierd as fuck. People who appreciate your weirdness have accepted their true selves and people who judge…